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Deereyme66 wrote:

Maybe he’ll do a few more dots? Joining them up will give us the meaning of life?

It’s obvious what the meaning of life is, it’s to perpetuate the species.

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He says it best when he says nothing at all. Much like life, here today and gone tomorrow with nothing afterwards.

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Allowing for inflation my Labour council spent £78mn building a stadium, the opposition party called it a white elephant. During the building process the opposition party (Libdums) won power, and the two faced bint that called it a white elephant had the brass neck to actually officially open it. Hey ho, as ever any passing bandwagon will do for the Libdums.

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Awaywego

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Xxx wrote:

Whos got rabbit in your house

Me, after seeing this post last night I visited the local butcher this morning, seven effing quid for a rabbit! Still, it’s in the casserole dish and is smelling delicious.

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Ferrite wrote:

Don’t be such a size queen NI!

Agreed, it doesn’t matter if there’s five hundred, fifty, or five of them, the die-hards have been shafted. Dare to dream, but prepare to awake with a start.

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Ferrite

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Xxx wrote:

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VAR works perfectly well for armchair Sky TV watching plastic second club tosspots.

And your not hmm

My what is not? Sky have never had a penny of my money, I don’t have a second club, tosspot? Guilty as charged.

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Forest aren’t too happy with VAR, they’re in for a hammering from the authorities.

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VAR works perfectly well for armchair Sky TV watching plastic second club tosspots.

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BigLeftToe, MK Iron, BarnardFoxtonBarker.., Sanfran49, TheJuryeffsOut

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64 wrote:

https://dwindlinginunbelief.blogspot.com/2010/04/drunk-with-blood-gods-killings-in-bible.html
Some scorecard

I’ve not read the full list, but does it include the 20% of pregnancies that end in miscarriage? Odd that lots of the Bible bashers shout so loudly against abortion, but would quite happily see capital punishment return. Hey ho.

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The same spokesman that thought the three cars blasted belonged to WKD?

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Square Ball Bullimore wrote:

Win the election?
I don’t think it’s ever been more of a certainty that there will be a change in government.
Never write the Tories off, sadly.

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billpuntonsghost wrote:

Brian Laws? Is it the same Brian Laws who in nearly ten seasons gave us teams that scored nearly 400 home league goals,and made us the envy of every other small club in the country?

Every day is a school day, you’ve never told us that, well not this week anyway. :-)

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Awaywego wrote:

Apologies TW didn’t mean to insult.

No problem, I’ll get over it, eventually. ;-)

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Silly git, don’t ever again confuse Hull KR (egg chasing barstewards) with Hull City AFC. Rate my takeaway, of YouTube, reviewed Streat (sic) food at HKR and it looked decent fare. That said the food at City is very decent.

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Awaywego

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Awaywego wrote:

Lets hope he brings the same street food as he did at Hull city if the pictures are anything to go by we’re in for a treat.

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I don’t do x, but that’s Cycling Mikey from YouTube.

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Joey Barton called Vine a cycling nonce, and is threatening to sue Barton for defamation.

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Awaywego wrote:

Forest are no better either not so long ago they were in div1 with us.

Oh dear, four points deducted for Forest, which drops them into the relegation places. A small dose of karma, hopefully a bigger one to come.

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If the decision goes to an independent regulator, as could happen, they should double the amount for EFL teams. Bournemouth seem to have forgotten their history rather quickly, a pox on them methinks.

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Ferrite, Awaywego

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I see she airbrushed Yezhov out, again.

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At one time Victoria was fifth in line to the throne, she wasn’t expected to ‘rule’ but did. Presently Harry is fifth in line to the throne, oh how I’d laugh if his time came. That said I’d laugh a touch more if they all gave it up.

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Vile vile woman, simple as. Still sticking up for Belfield too.

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Awaywego wrote:

I would say Liverpool by a country mile then Man u, their success in the 70s/80s most young uns went for them for the success they had, now the bastards have bred and we have even more. others like me went for teams that played football west ham, chelsea and the like.

You can always tell a sad other town wannabe Manc, I usually tell them they’re c**t. :-)

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Rene Artois wrote:

Play.
What time is the PI?

3.14. ;-)

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Destined to end like Apollo 1,

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Many thanks chaps, still no joy on my mobile so I’ve dusted the laptop off, as AWG said to that ‘lady’ last night! ;-)

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Iron-awe wrote:

Classic Awaywego whataboutery, maybe his Viagra has stopped working.

Perhaps best not to tell AWG that Rebecca Welch is to be the first female to referee a Premier League game. She reffed Hull v Rotherham late last month, and gave one of the better performances from a referee recently.

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Deereyme66 wrote:

Thus spoke Ena Sharples

More like Minnie Caldwell, who also happened to be a Hullensian. :-)

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