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I’m happy to be proven wrong about Labour not Winn ng, still had doubts when BBC announced they had a 1% chance of winning Hartlepool, a 7,000+ Labour majority followed. Hull West and Haltemprice was rated 50-50, Labour ended up with a 10,000+ majority. Hey ho.

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TwoWrights wrote:

Top three in order,
Lia Nici, so far up Boris Johnson’s backside she has blonde hairs on her ankles.

Rees-Mogg, two faced bible basher

Johnny Mercer, arrogance personified.

A clean sweep, I love it when a plan comes together.

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Northumbiron

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Some would claim he needs to be evaginated, I couldn’t possibly comment.

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I’m hearing the word … ;-)

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Deereyme66

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Northumbiron wrote:

TwoWrights wrote:

Any Carling or Fosters for NI?! ;-)

The Carling/Fosters pouring equipment is usually to be found in the Gents.

Actually there was nothing wrong with the bottle bar. A stack of glasses and a bottle opener was the only equipment needed.

I like to cut the middleman out. As for bottles, you sound like a Phoenix Nights sketch. ‘Sunshine indoors, you don’t need a brewery, bottles and cans’.

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Almost a pleasure, much like real ale. ;-)

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Any Carling or Fosters for NI?! ;-)

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Deereyme66

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Iron Age wrote:

There are better, more scientific ways, of curing a ganglion cyst.

I’m a Hullensian, lowest common denominator always.

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RIP, and condolences to his family.

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Talk of Swann losing £8m is just that, talk. It takes no account of group tax relief, which he probably took advantage of.

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For the avoidance of doubt, if Pastor Bill had posted the same in his ‘apology’ to JI I’d have thanked that too. Says so much about the fact I’ma c@#t, but never with malice.

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Point of order, aside from Saturdays at 3pm, I’m very rarely bored, viva imagination. Oh, and I’m not from effin’ Barnsley. :-)

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Memo to self, enter after 13/06/24, a £25 SUFC voucher is as much use to you as a gallon of Carling is to NI. ;-)

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Northumbiron

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Hmmm, subtle or succinct? I’ll go subtle, I see the Bible bashing Looney Tunes is back with his hackneyed drivel.

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*carries on
Fat fingers.

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Deereyme66 wrote:

Very droll TW

And accurate, if it carries a n for next season I’ll cough up again. :-)

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Well I got 100% of my predictions correct, yet again. Here’s to next season.

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Deereyme66

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64 wrote:

Britain will be free,Tories facing extinction

Not a chance, and I still wouldn’t be surprised to see them win the next general election, sadly.

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billpuntonsghost wrote:

“Bill’s most sensible post yet.” LIKED by JI.
Besides being patronising,pompous and arrogant,your vindictive nature can be clearly seen.

Well according to your sort he was created in ‘his’ image.

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Just Iron wrote:

JI sighs .. shakes head .. and realises he may well be a new creation. :)

As is everyone.

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Siderite wrote:

Give it time and it might evolve into a –

Winged, gill/lung hybrid human? Yes please, now that’s what a creator with imagination would do.

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Deereyme66 wrote:

Maybe he’ll do a few more dots? Joining them up will give us the meaning of life?

It’s obvious what the meaning of life is, it’s to perpetuate the species.

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He says it best when he says nothing at all. Much like life, here today and gone tomorrow with nothing afterwards.

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Allowing for inflation my Labour council spent £78mn building a stadium, the opposition party called it a white elephant. During the building process the opposition party (Libdums) won power, and the two faced bint that called it a white elephant had the brass neck to actually officially open it. Hey ho, as ever any passing bandwagon will do for the Libdums.

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Xxx wrote:

Whos got rabbit in your house

Me, after seeing this post last night I visited the local butcher this morning, seven effing quid for a rabbit! Still, it’s in the casserole dish and is smelling delicious.

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Ferrite wrote:

Don’t be such a size queen NI!

Agreed, it doesn’t matter if there’s five hundred, fifty, or five of them, the die-hards have been shafted. Dare to dream, but prepare to awake with a start.

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Ferrite

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Xxx wrote:

TwoWrights wrote:

VAR works perfectly well for armchair Sky TV watching plastic second club tosspots.

And your not hmm

My what is not? Sky have never had a penny of my money, I don’t have a second club, tosspot? Guilty as charged.

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Forest aren’t too happy with VAR, they’re in for a hammering from the authorities.

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VAR works perfectly well for armchair Sky TV watching plastic second club tosspots.

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