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Football on TV, shove it. Hull will only have three Saturday 3pm home kick offs between now and Christmas, well done Sky, not.

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TheJuryeffsOut wrote:

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Easy to pontificate from the safety of our armchair

From the safety of my armchair it appears multiple charges against several of them should follow, including the police officer.

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Iron-awe, Deereyme66

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Deereyme66 wrote:

‘The club don’t even reply to emails sent’

What?? Like none?! Blimey. Things are tighter than I thought. What we gonna do? It’s like the late 70s all over again. But with no posted letters

At least letters arrived in the late 70’s, twice recently I’ve had to visit my local Post Office depot to collect my mail after going two weeks without any deliveries, staff shortages apparently. I would have waited but after eight days waiting for a replacement debit card got fed up with cash only.

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Iron-awe wrote:

BigLeftToe wrote:

The only people happy with this decision are either retired, on the doll, or don’t work the standard Monday – Friday like the majority of the UK.

On the doll! Think Awaywego might have one of those, he’s always wanting to borrow a bike pump anyway.

Did it go down on him ?

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Awaywego

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cassidystash wrote:

I wish I could post a link but I’m not bright enough. However I refer you to a Mac Davis song, freely available on youtube, which seems appropriate.

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cassidystash

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Ferrite wrote:

The Kidderminster game is an evening kick-off. Not my preference but not an outrageous decision.

A game on New Year’s Eve at 3pm is a good idea I reckon, lots of people are off work anyway, can use the game as the starting point of their NYE celebrations, rather than being dragged out of their beds on New Year’s Day. I agree that a bit of explanation of the thinking behind the change would be good but I don’t think it’s a terrible idea, personally.

It is a terrible idea, it’s very much a standard working day for many. Some people have a lot of Friday’s off, shall we start moving games to 3pm on a Friday too?

I wouldn’t be in the least surprised to see that happen, and not too far off either.

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I have a message, and it has as many words as the shortest sentence in your Bible.

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Just Iron wrote:

The last bit was also for you IA. I don’t wish that condition on you, Gurney or anyone. Turn from it. Sneering, mockery and deliberate perversion of facts give short term satisfaction … but eternal anguish. It’s never too late. There’s good news if you can receive it. Examine your conscience as to how you have conducted yourself on here in our exchanges and ask yourself why? There is a God and he cares for you in a way that no other being does or could. You could be free from this shallow subhuman one up manship and become the more noble, honest and growing person that you are supposed to be. That’s what I hope for …. for you and anyone.

There is no eternal anguish, anguish ends at the terminal breath. Happy and fulfilled lives are possible without forever having to be frightened of upsetting a fictional deity. I’m content with the fact that once I’ve had my terminal breath that’s it, goodnight Vienna over and out.

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Biden, signs of dementia.
Trump, signs of dementia.
BPG …

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Deereyme66

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I’m happy to be proven wrong about Labour not Winn ng, still had doubts when BBC announced they had a 1% chance of winning Hartlepool, a 7,000+ Labour majority followed. Hull West and Haltemprice was rated 50-50, Labour ended up with a 10,000+ majority. Hey ho.

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TwoWrights wrote:

Top three in order,
Lia Nici, so far up Boris Johnson’s backside she has blonde hairs on her ankles.

Rees-Mogg, two faced bible basher

Johnny Mercer, arrogance personified.

A clean sweep, I love it when a plan comes together.

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Northumbiron

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Some would claim he needs to be evaginated, I couldn’t possibly comment.

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I’m hearing the word … ;-)

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Deereyme66

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Northumbiron wrote:

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Any Carling or Fosters for NI?! ;-)

The Carling/Fosters pouring equipment is usually to be found in the Gents.

Actually there was nothing wrong with the bottle bar. A stack of glasses and a bottle opener was the only equipment needed.

I like to cut the middleman out. As for bottles, you sound like a Phoenix Nights sketch. ‘Sunshine indoors, you don’t need a brewery, bottles and cans’.

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Almost a pleasure, much like real ale. ;-)

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Any Carling or Fosters for NI?! ;-)

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Deereyme66

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Iron Age wrote:

There are better, more scientific ways, of curing a ganglion cyst.

I’m a Hullensian, lowest common denominator always.

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RIP, and condolences to his family.

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Talk of Swann losing £8m is just that, talk. It takes no account of group tax relief, which he probably took advantage of.

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For the avoidance of doubt, if Pastor Bill had posted the same in his ‘apology’ to JI I’d have thanked that too. Says so much about the fact I’ma c@#t, but never with malice.

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Point of order, aside from Saturdays at 3pm, I’m very rarely bored, viva imagination. Oh, and I’m not from effin’ Barnsley. :-)

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Memo to self, enter after 13/06/24, a £25 SUFC voucher is as much use to you as a gallon of Carling is to NI. ;-)

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Northumbiron

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Hmmm, subtle or succinct? I’ll go subtle, I see the Bible bashing Looney Tunes is back with his hackneyed drivel.

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*carries on
Fat fingers.

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Deereyme66 wrote:

Very droll TW

And accurate, if it carries a n for next season I’ll cough up again. :-)

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Well I got 100% of my predictions correct, yet again. Here’s to next season.

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Deereyme66

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64 wrote:

Britain will be free,Tories facing extinction

Not a chance, and I still wouldn’t be surprised to see them win the next general election, sadly.

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billpuntonsghost wrote:

“Bill’s most sensible post yet.” LIKED by JI.
Besides being patronising,pompous and arrogant,your vindictive nature can be clearly seen.

Well according to your sort he was created in ‘his’ image.

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Just Iron wrote:

JI sighs .. shakes head .. and realises he may well be a new creation. :)

As is everyone.

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Siderite wrote:

Give it time and it might evolve into a –

Winged, gill/lung hybrid human? Yes please, now that’s what a creator with imagination would do.

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