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  • in reply to: Goodbye Keith #236383
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    I’ll have Fosters too, cue the marsupial urine quips. 😁
    Oh and MKI, German and Czech lager is fine, but I still prefer Carling. 🙂

    in reply to: Goodbye Keith #236374
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    Carling v real ale, aka fizzy chemicals v warm gravy. Fizzy chemicals for me every time. 😜

    in reply to: Goodbye Keith #236365
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    The beer’s cheap at Blyth Spartans!

    Carling? 🎣😁

    in reply to: Oldham joining us! #236329
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    You’d have been better of with Stevenage or Barrow dropping down. Oldham have a better chance of returning than those two would have had. As ever though, time will tell. 🙂

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    in reply to: How has Our Relegation Affected You? #236057
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    Life has no ultimate meaning in your “worldview” Bucksiron. Remember you’re just trying to create meaning that isn’t there! Or are you suppressing the truth?

    My ‘worldview’ is that life is very precious so enjoy it while you can, but ultimately we are only here to perpetuate the species. As for football, there’s no way I could deny myself drinks, and putting the world to rights, in the pub before and after the match in the company of good friends. That said I can’t remember the last time I watched MOTD, and I’ve never had Sky. 🙂

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    in reply to: Leyton Orient #235909
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    When I called fans out for booing KK on you (if the cap fits) defended their rights to the hilt, I booed and called the players out and I’m in the wrong, really? I can’t bloody help it that it was a split arse who got on to me, if it was a male he would have got the same response. Perhaps we will have to provide ear protection for the youngsters so they can’t hear 100 or so regularly singing “your f ING shite” in repeat mode, NI. Bet Sunderland fans have done worse eh NI.

    Hey Andy, is your wife called Flo?
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    in reply to: Leyton Orient #235886
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    ‘Seals’ is my preferred word for those that clap whatever the performance/result, that said your choice of words to describe her makes you a dinosaur, tossersaurus. 😜

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    in reply to: Leyton Orient #235847
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    No Ironawe she was to stupid to know why she was clapping, do you have any ideas why she was?

    “To (sic) stupid”, oh dear. 🤭

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    in reply to: TWOTOGO #235823
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    On the bright side SUFC fans can look forward to promotion back to the EFL one day, under competent ownership. Keep the faith. 👍

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    Your innate charm is showing through.

    All the charm of an unflushed toilet! 💩

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    in reply to: Goodbye Keith #235565
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    Siderite said: ‘Johnson, likeable? etc etc’

    Someone must have liked him at some point. Mayor of London. Prime Minister. Obviously things emerge and perspectives change … but ‘likeable’ is such a vague and especially subjective term. For example I quite ‘like’ the bumbling, manipulative, biffing, bonking, ‘I’ve never done my homework and am not starting now’ old buffoon …. but thats not the same as trusting him to run the country. The alternatives offered … Jezzer and Sir Keir … would you want to have a few pints and a laugh with them? ( oh… non football!) errrr …’would you rather sit next to them on a coach to watch us at Solihull Moors or would you prefer Boris?

    Actually I’d hold my nose and travel with Boris, we’d have a coach full of booze as the rules don’t apply to him, or so he thought. 🤬💩🍑

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    in reply to: Potential buyer #235522
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    Stand by for the ‘ be careful what you wish for guff’ about any potential new owner. 👌

    in reply to: STEWARDING #235466
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    Time for the old joke.
    I asked a nun if I could kiss her, she replied yes, but don’t get in the habit! 😜

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    in reply to: TENNIS BALLS #235271
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    Hilarious that something like this was done when Swann is on the verge of selling the club.
    Sums up how slow some of our fans are!

    Rot, today is the 8th anniversary of the FA telling Allam to shove his name change guff, if we’d had more gits like you he’d have got his way and would still be there. To save you the bother, it took him a few months to find a buyer once it is actually started to cost him money to run the club.

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    in reply to: Leyton Orient #235267
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    Due to covid and other reasons I haven’t been able to get to a match in 3 years so I have been planning the trip to Orient since the fixtures came out. It’s very apt that this will be the day we get relegated.

    Bring Michael Healy-Rae with you, he seems to be Swann’s cup of tea! 😜

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    in reply to: TENNIS BALLS #235258
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    Been there, done that. 🐅😁

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    in reply to: Outnumbered by away fans #235184
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    You can’t give a stand to the away team that includes hundreds of season ticket places you dickhead.

    Shouldn’t be a problem next season though.

    Martin Fish did just that. 🤬

    in reply to: Silverware #235182
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    He meant ‘deplorable classes’. 😁

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    in reply to: Silverware #235153
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    Alcys gone, he couldn’t except the mods deleting posts and threads, fair play to him on a point of principle. Sad to see him go I’m sure we all agree. Sure we all have that dilemma when it happens to oneself, but like Ironawe said to me you can’t beat them they are in control but way up the enjoyment you get from Bru to not being on it anymore, maybe Ironawe as a lot to answer for👍

    Is English your first language? 🙂

    in reply to: Protest #235096
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    Thou doth protest too much UTI99.

    He doesn’t have to protest at all, others are free to do so, whether he like it or not.

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    in reply to: Protest #235024
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    Have I mentioned before that I was shop steward NI.😁

    Often, Fred Kite lives. 🙂

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    in reply to: SWANNS Announcement #234925
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    So you have to use the club shop and catering facilities as much as you can. Get buying those new shirts and pies, oh…🙂

    in reply to: SWANNS Announcement #234906
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    Long weekend or lost weekend?

    He should quit looking in the mirror hoping for Perfect Skin and get on the website to announce his Perfect Plan. E.G. Sell up, move on and give us OUR ground back.

    He got a brand new friend in Lee Turnbull. 🙂

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    in reply to: SWANNS Announcement #234900
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    Long weekend or lost weekend?

    Stop with your commotion. 🙂

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    in reply to: Protest #234858
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    You told us February 7th. 😁

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    in reply to: Protest #234843
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    Still waiting…

    “Go back to your constituencies and prepare for statement.” 😁

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    in reply to: Swann out at last!!! #234733
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    “His name’s still above the door, one of his company’s still owns the stadium, the **** should have stuck to lounge singing.” 😁
    From the Hull City message board.

    in reply to: Swann out at last!!! #234732
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    Not got a job lined up in Blackpool then?

    It’s a town, not a village. 😜

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    in reply to: Keith Hill #234685
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    When all that’s left at the bottom of the biscuit barrel is crumbs, it doesn’t matter how many times you dip your hand in, you’re only going to come out with crumbs!

    Bad analogy, crumbs and broken biscuits are tastier than whole ones. Muck like grated cheese and carrots. FACT. 🙂

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    in reply to: STEWARDING #234672
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    ….also is pushing someone back and calling them a C U Next Tuesday acting in a professional manner when dealing with a member of the public? I would suggest not.

    Actually it’s a Section 5 Public Order Act 1986 charge, in normal life.