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A must lose game.

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Rene Artois wrote:

They appear to be the away day draw specialists having drawn five of their ten games on the road.

Great victory.
We’re stretching the chasing pack now!
Ten points clear of the third placed team.
Pedal to the metal – grind them in to the dust over Christmas!
Let’s shake Tamworth off!
UTI !

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Att: 3,281
[Inc 101 Chorley fans]

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League Winner Odds
(Sat 16th Dec, 1pm)

Scunthorpe 4/7
Tamworth 5/2
South Shields 10/1
Chester 16/1
Chorley 33/1
Brackley Town 50/1
Spennymoor 66/1
Hereford 150/1
Carson Ashton 150/1
Alfreton 200/1
Southport 200/1
250/1 and bigger the rest.

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Deereyme66 wrote:

Lol, not like he’s got much else to do.

Who does it these days, James?

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If the shortest correct score price is 11/2… why are we 7/10 (odds on) to win the game and the game to end in a draw is 13/5 ?
Chorley to win are 3/1

Yet, the stats say that the most likely result is a 1-1 draw.

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We can’t exceed our FL or EFL record number of goals scored as we aren’t in the EFL.

We won’t exceed our Non League record (133) of goals scored in a season.
We’d need to score 88 goals in the remaining 25 games.

The author / editor of the programme should know that and should be more accurate with their narrative.

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1938-39 we scored 133 goals from 42 games.

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Get down the sides to the line, whip the ball in to a ‘big un’ and a ‘quick un’ in the box.

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I like width.
Cutting inside makes the (already) small pitch even smaller and you run in to more ‘traffic’

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I’ve said for a few years that ultimately football will end up a non contact sport like basketball.

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A ‘gap’ would be psychologically massive.
A ‘gap’ beats opponents before you’ve kicked off.

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Scunthorpe United.
Unity not division.
He is what he is.
We are what we are.
We are where we are.
We are skint.
We are top of the league.
Stick with what we’ve got.
See out his contract – then perhaps have a change?
Give Jimbob a break.
I’d have stuck with Admiral Nelson.
But… that ship sailed.
Support Jimbob… Support SUFC.
UTI.

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Chorley 3-2 Buxton
Att: 732
Cheeky Chorley sneak up to fourth place.
Lowest number of defeats (4) this season – shared with us.
A player from each side sent off last night.
Both managers booked.

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Are The Spartans scared to face us?
I thought they feared no one?

I’m mixing my rivers up, aren’t I?
It’s the lads from the banks of the River Blyth not the Evrota River.

Oh well, let’s have a chuckle at Chorley on the weekend.

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We used to send the U18s to these games.
It’s a game we don’t need.
Hopefully we’ll be sensible enough to lose it 1-0.

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Northumbiron wrote:

Rearranged for Tuesday 12th December.

Anyone still going?

The game that keeps on giving.
Giving us something to chat about.

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£70,000

Philip Haslam (club accountant) received 21 months in jail.

Ian Daniels (club official) was handed two years in the big house.

https://www.accountancydaily.co/accountant-pleads-guilty-football-club-theft

https://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/news/chorley/10369166.two-jailed-70-000-theft-chorley-fc/#

A good article.
Haslam (aged 23 at the time) had spiralling gambling debts:

https://fansided.com/2021/05/18/chorley-fc-club-community-saved-fa-cup/

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Chesterfield 6th season.

Previously:
Wrexham 15 seasons.
Notts County 4 seasons.
Stockport 11 seasons.
Grimsby 1 season.

An average of nearly 8 seasons in the National League system before returning to the EFL for the above four clubs.

Patience is a virtue!

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WHAM currently top the singles chart with ‘Last Christmas’.

BAND AID are down in 16th place with ‘Do They Know It’s Christmas?’

Who’ll have the Christmas No1?

Last Christmas, we were a broken, bankrupt club with no hope and no future.

This Christmas will see us go in to 2024 on the crest of a wave.

A very merry Christmas and all the very best wishes to our Queen Guinevere and her Knights of the Round Table for 2024.

Hip, hip!

I’ve an ear worm…

It’s Christmas time, we had a reason to be afraid.
We let in Dave and said choi to Swann.
In our world that was empty, we were denied the cheer and joy.
Throw your arms around our Club, this time of year.

But say a prayer, pray for the golden one.
At Christmas time, she’s working hard, no time for fun.
There’s a world outside her window, it’s full of fear and dread.
Where the only thoughts flowing, are the monsters in her head.

Do we know it’s Christmas time at all?
Feed the Club.
Let’s believe in Christmas once again!

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What’s the length of his contract?
Is he on a rolling 12 month contract or a two year contract from his appointment?
I think we will have him at the tiller until his contract expires.

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Sometimes you are better with the devil you know.

Handovers are extremely difficult and very costly.

When did the USA men’s 4 x 100m team last strike gold at the olympics?

You may be surprised that it was way back in 2000!

A silver, 3 DSQs (1 for doping) and a DNQ from the last five Olympic Games.

Handovers are tricky in athletics and are just as common and disastrous in football.

Sack, Appoint, Clear-out of ‘crap’ players, new players signed on 2 or 3 year contracts – honeymoon over, team struggles, sack manager, appoint new manager…

Rinse & Repeat.

Do we have money to burn?

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From a legal eagle / eager beaver site:

“Is doxing illegal?

Dependent on the circumstances , doxing may constitute an offence under a number of UK laws. It can amount to harassment, malicious communications, computer misuse offences, data protection. It may also include blackmail and assault occasioning actual bodily harm, if the consequences cause “psychological harm that involves more than mere emotions such as fear, distress or panic”.

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1899

https://www.brainyhistory.com/years/1899.html

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Five games since their last home win – losing 2 and drawing 2 of the other four games.

We are averaging 1.5 points a game away from home.

A win on Tuesday would take our rolling average points total over five games to two points per game.

A draw will maintain the 1.5 points per game.

21/10 a Blyth win.
24/10 a Draw.
Evens a Scunthorpe win.

They have a plus one goal difference over their last five home games.

We have a plus two goal difference over our last five away games.

I’m going to tip a draw.

1-1 @ 5/1
0-0 @ 10/1
2-2 @ 12/1

Head says 1-1
Gut says 2-2
Heart says 1-2 @ 15/2

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Interesting.

The teams currently occupying 24th & 23rd place in the National League are the two teams promoted from last seasons NLN – Flyde (24), Kidderminster (23)

The teams sitting in 22nd & 21st place are the two teams promoted from the NLS – Oxford (22), Ebbsfleet (21)

It’s obvious that our Queen has a massive off & ON the pitch job on her hands!
We should remain supportive and thankful that we still have our club and our ground.
Let’s not forget that WHAM almost killed the club!
UTI.

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Deereyme66 wrote:

Add integrity, intelligence and maturity to those attributes.

Legend!

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a… £116 on eBay.

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A wolf in sheep’s clothing so to speak?

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