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I’ve seen more & better movement, higher tempo and better quality by the little fellas on a Foosball Table!

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Ohglay he’s calling him… lol

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They look as poor as each other.
If it carries on in the same groove in the second half then it’s gunna end up a no score draw.

One of their commentators keeps calling Ogle… Ohgal

I hope he’s throwing tea cups, kettles, toasters, George Foreman grills and kicking boots flying across the dressing room during his half time team talk!

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Scunthorpe United Catering by Smoking Goat.

Standards found at the time of inspection – Area inspected by food safety officer and the Standards found.

1) Hygienic food handling
Hygienic handling of food including preparation, cooking, re-heating, cooling and storage?

Generally satisfactory

2) Cleanliness and condition of facilities and building?
Cleanliness and condition of facilities and building (including having appropriate layout, ventilation, hand washing facilities and pest control) to enable good food hygiene.

Improvement necessary

3) Management of food safety?
System or checks in place to ensure that food sold or served is safe to eat, evidence that staff know about food safety, and the food safety officer has confidence that standards will be maintained in future.

Major improvement necessary.

Date of inspection – 28 October 2023

https://ratings.food.gov.uk/business/1671345/scunthorpe-united-catering-by-smoking-goat-scunthorpe

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Of those 318, 9 establishments scored a “1”

Take your own butties!

Bottom 3%

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Smoking Goat @ SUFC

Oh dear!

Scored a “1” – the lowest grade.

“1” = “Major Improvement Necessary“

https://www.scoresonthedoors.org.uk/business/scunthorpe-united-catering-by-smoking-goat-scunthorpe-north-lincolnshire-1682507.html

318 Food Hygiene Inspections for Scunthorpe.

Of those, 9 establishments scored a “1”

Take your own butties!

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Smoking Goat @ SUFC

Oh dear!

Scored a “1” – the lowest grade.

“1” = “Major Improvement Necessary“

https://www.scoresonthedoors.org.uk/business/scunthorpe-united-catering-by-smoking-goat-scunthorpe-north-lincolnshire-1682507.html

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Maybe Jimbob’s contract is only to the end of the season and will only be renewed if we achieve promotion?
Maybe the pressure of that is affecting his judgement and the pressure is being transmitted to the players?
Just speculating like.
Injuries, lack of depth of squad, suspensions, embargo are all working against him.
Let’s hope we can turn a corner.

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That’s a better interview from Jimbob. He looks & sounds calmer and collected.

I wouldn’t be happy with young James though if I was him – he should have told him that the game was being shown back at HQ before the interview.

It’s not the James Moody show!

https://www.scunthorpe-united.co.uk/news/2024/february/-player-jimmy-dean-looks-ahead-to-blyth-spartans-trip/

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Form last ten games:

P10 W4 D2 L4 GF16 GA18 Pts 14

3 months ago, I’d have gone for a 0-2 win.

However, they’ll score a goal, so, can we score two?
How we are playing, I’m not sure.

I’ll have to go 1-1.

Head: 1-1
Heart: 1-2
Gut: 1-0

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Thompson, on loan from Gateshead, scored on debut:

https://twitter.com/Blyth_Spartans/status/1754205833573847450?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

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Speculation that Smoking Goat are pulling out?
?

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Not rectified yet.

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Ironfan wrote:

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Row, Row, Row Your Boat

Sponsored Rowing Boat Navigation of Trent.

Start point: Trent Bridge (NFFC)
End point: King George V Bridge
Distance: 70 miles

Ebb tide = approx 10 hours
Speed of water = 4 mph?

Completion time @ 4mph = 18 hours
3 days x 6 hours rowing

Sponsored fundraiser.

We could have a wager as to how many rowers make it to the finish line alive!

Time, tide and debts wait for no club.

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Wheels of Fortune

Tour de Lincolnshire Football Grounds.

Chimps on bikes doing a cycling fundraiser cycling ground to ground around Lincolnshire.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Football_clubs_in_Lincolnshire

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Deereyme66 wrote:

Monkey Tennis?

“Got them here, got them here”

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Row, Row, Row Your Boat

Sponsored Rowing Boat Navigation of Trent.

Start point: Trent Bridge (NFFC)
End point: King George V Bridge
Distance: 70 miles

Ebb tide = approx 10 hours
Speed of water = 4 mph?

Completion time @ 4mph = 18 hours
3 days x 6 hours rowing

Sponsored fundraiser.

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Fingers crossed we don’t get Richard Aspinall tomorrow evening.

His stats in just NL/N games this season are:

Appearances – 8
Yellow cards – 42
Red cards – 2
Penalties – 3

York v Rochdale he issued 9 yellows, 1 red and awarded 2 penalties.

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Spartans 1-1 Iron… 11/2
0-1… 6/1
0-2… 7/1
1-2… 7/1
0-0… 10/1

Are the shortest priced correct score-casts.

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A sponsored sleep out at Glanford Park.

165 people recently slept out at Molineux raising over £30k

Could we eclipse their 165 and raise funds for the club?

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-birmingham-67461574.amp

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WonderGoals wrote:

As sanfran typed above, Pugh is exactly the CM we need and yet Dean benched him. Pugh should be starting… and told to play how he did at Hereford when he affected play much further up the pitch.

Pugh was more than creative enough when playing for Hereford so there’s absolutely no reason why he can’t replicate that back here.

Pughy has two screamers nominated in their goal of the month feature.

You’d imagine that they’ll also feature and may well win their goal of the season award too?

4 nominations – 2 are Pughy’s!

Goal of the Month – January 2024

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A WALK ON THE WILD SIDE!

Around The Grounds!

A sponsored walk.

Is anyone fit enough and has the time & the energy and the motivation to walk from Scunny to ground to ground to the finishing line of Bishop Stortford FC?

871 miles – the shortest route.

The route is below.

I’m too old to do it, I’m way passed my best (lol).

I’m sure a sponsor would put the fundraiser/s up in Travelodge/Premier Inns on their epic journey.

4mph x 8hrs a day and it’ll take the ‘super hero/es’ 30 days to complete.
A gigantuan effort!

I’d be happy to donate £300 to the fundraiser – a tenner a day is a paltry sum for the effort the guys will be making.

5,000 (donations) X £??? = Who knows!
Half a Million would be a nice target!

Additional Business sponsorship might see us achieve or even surpass that target figure.

The Route:

1) DN15 8, Scunthorpe
2) Scarborough FC
3) NE24 3, Blyth Spartans
4) South Shields FC
5) Spennymoor Town FC
6) DLI5, Darlington
7) Farsley Celtic FC
8) OL7 9, Curzon Ashton FC
9) Chorley FC
10) Southport FC.
11) Chester City FC
12) Warrington Town FC
13) Buxton FC
14) Alfreton Town FC
15) Tamworth FC
16) Rushall Olympic FC
17) HR4 9, Hereford FC
18) GL2 5, Gloucester FC
19) OX16 5, Banbury FC
20) N13 7, Brackley
21) PE1 3, Peterborough FC
22) Boston United FC
23) Kings Lynn FC
24) CM23 5, Bishop’s Stortford FC

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The Spartans were also founded in 1899.
They have an 1899 Club:

1899 Club | The James Howells Interview

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Sponsored stay overs for longer distance games?

Better preparation and more energised players.

Generous gesture from L&M Plant Hire & Groundworks Ltd.

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GK Fitz

RWB Ogle
CH Boyce
CH Evans
LWB Kelly

HM Kouogun
RM Ferris
CM Pugh
LM Wilson

CF Whitehall
CF Elliot

Subs
Shrimpton
Clunan
Beestin
Butterfield
Poulter

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Iron 2-1 Pics

My second revision:

Iron 2-0 Pics

As poorly as we are playing, we should have more than enough to despatch these by a minimum of 2 goals.

If we don’t take all three points, then there’s something wrong!

Player power? Do they not respect / like plating for Jimbob?

Let’s see how we go tomorrow!

Well, we played our ‘get out of jail card’ and also our ‘joker’ in order to win that one.

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Amberwarning issued, will the tangerines triumph or will we beat them claret & blue?

Numerical advantage finally shaded it for us.
Rico Browne’s dismissal for seeing red leaving some supporters in a purple haze.
We’re green with envy of Tamworth’s position, however things ain’t all black and hopefully there will be blue skies ahead.
Three points from a very drab, grey performance.
UTI.

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They were hammered today (5-2).
Let’s hope they emulate today’s performance and result on Tuesday.
UTI

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Can we play against 10 men every week please!

We got lucky.

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Bravo Alfreton in holding the Tamworth Tornado to a draw.

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