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ChatGPT for next manager?

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I wonder what value the BoD have put on him?

I believe the record transfer fee for NLN is Josh Heaton – Darlington to St Mirren £85k, July 1st 2018

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ironking wrote:

Plays like a 3 legged donkey with a limp!!!!!!!

Handy to have in your squad for putting up and taking down the nets.

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Deereyme66 wrote:

10 from Carlton?? 5 I reckon.

Hopefully we don’t pay him more than £xxx (insert a figure) a week?

A couple of leagues lower and his weekly brown envelope would be incredibly thin.

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cassidystash wrote:

ironking wrote:

No they were utter shite and so his Beck.
You would not put money on a donkey over a racehorse at Aintree, so why defend players who are simply not good enough.

Check his record, he can play and he can score. The problem is that him and Butler play different games. Beck can’t change his, Butler can.

He can’t score enough.
A 1:5 ratio equates to 9 goals a season.
For me, I’d want my midfielders weighing in with that tally.

Lineker 238 – 461 … goal every 1.94 games
Shearer 283 – 559 … 1.98 games

Hooper 255 – 640 … 2.51
Sharp 282 – 746 … 2.65

Flounders 175 – 408 … 2.33
Cammack 158 – 482 … 3.05

Greaves 469 – 707 … 1.50
B Clough 251 – 274 … 1.09

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0 from 7 appearances.

I’m going to predict a first goal and a hat-trick on Saturday 1st March 2025 at Buxton.
Buxton 1-3 Iron

Becks’ brain, boot & ball will be in syzygy due to the dark forces of the (8 [inc Earth] ) planetary parade and its own syzygynomical enchantment.

Space… The Final Frontier

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ironfromafar wrote:

Hard to predict an Iron game nowadays so many vaHead says its a draw … 1-1 or more likely 0-0

Roberts! Yes!

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Square Ball Bullimore wrote:

0-0 written all over it. A solid away point !

Looking as if your prediction will be accurate.

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The table as it stands at half time:

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Farsley are 2-1 up at Curzon at halftime – wtf?

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Peter Crook – What Might Have Been

Yeah Olly, he was an Apprentice at Scunny.

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cassidystash wrote:

“Callum Roberts returns to the squad, but only makes the bench having not trained following illness”
“Alfie Beestin misses out through injury, Tyler Denton returns following his lay-off”

Good info. but why is Brogan not in the squad?

No Roberts & no Beestin… we’ll struggle.

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[Boxing Day 2024]
I see that Hereford are a goal behind against Kidderminster in their game today.
Hereford 0-1 Kidderminster

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No draws.

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Talking Turkey – 15 million four month old birds slaughtered every Christmas in the UK.
Save the Turkey… eat duck or goose.
Save all birds & eat plants.

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Boxing Day 2023-24 NLN
12 fixtures, all decisive.
6 Home wins – 6 Away wins

6 games decided by 2 clear goals
6 games decided by one clear goal

3 home games won by one clear goal
3 away games won by one clear goal

3 home games won by 2 clear goals
3 away games won by 2 clear goals

Iron won 2-0 @ home
Sports won 2-0 away

Clear as mud now!

I’ll stick with my 1-1 prediction.

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https://youtu.be/Qsh_GUhCtho

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Iron-awe wrote:

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Is he working exclusively for us or does he still mumble on about motorbikes somewhere?

He gave an interview to iron hour last month as stated above where he explained all that Rene, keep up FFS considering the amount of garbage you regularly post on here

Didn’t hear it.

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89 goals from 401 games.
He owes us one.

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Is he working exclusively for us or does he still mumble on about motorbikes somewhere?

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Doh! We paid good money for him!
Double Doh! He’s on a 2 year!
Jesus!
He’ll not get 20 goals in 2 seasons!

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It’s amazing that as shit as we are, we are still in the mix.
The board will sit on their hands until we’re no longer in with a chance of promotion through the play offs.

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When AI tables are still predicting a second placed finish and an involvement in the EOSPO… he’ll probably cling on?

It goes to show how poor and inconsistent the teams at this level are – reason – money – no money to buy success!

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A 1-1 Draw On The Cards

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How many ground staff are there these days?

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I can only see us being weaker after the ‘January sales’

Yup, looks like we will be clogging it at this level for quite a while.

Club could cut costs by 20% next season by training Mon, Wed & Fri… staying ‘semi-professional’

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Who scouted him? Was he Stan’s choice? Hopefully he’s only on a one year contract?
Will he score or will it snow first?

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No, sad for the club & the long suffering fans.

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CMC wrote:

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Past his best buy date.
Hardly prolific.
Hit or Miss?
I think he’ll be a dud!
Happy to eat my hat if proven wrong!

We sign a Six foot plus Striker and the first moan is already in. Never change Scunny.

What’s your assessment of Banjo Beck now?

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Siderite wrote:

Beck is a bit of a carthorse.

6 games – no goals.

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