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Christmas cards.
Red cards.
It’s that time of year… someone will most likely get a red.

I didn’t realise that the Y&R system was only introduced to English football in 1976.

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Deereyme66 wrote:

Are you betting on 10mins added time?

No, no bet. We just always seem to end up in games with 10 or 15 minutes additional time.

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I wonder what the RH audience figures (average) are for our games?

If we’re stranded at this level for a while, then it may end up where we (club) do our own online streaming commentary in the way that many other clubs at this level do?

One way to keep control within.

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Happy days. Not everything is for the better.

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At this level, are managers contractually obligated to give a PMI?

Myopic minutious media coverage isn’t necessary or desirable. I don’t give a monkeys about what Boyce had for breakfast, that Becks curling tongs are defective or that Fitz is wearing new gloves due to his dog eating his favourite pair.

Remember the good old (pre internet / smart phone) days? Todays ‘news’, tomorrow’s chip shop paper.

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Hope we win ugly on a regular basis from here on in.
Siege mentality Stan!

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Big test next week. Hereford are a cut above Marine. Let’s see how we do.

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Northumbiron wrote:

We finished second last season and where did that get us?

And our conquerors are second bottom in the NL with just 3 wins all season.

We aren’t good enough for that level and don’t have the money to buy a place of security in that league.

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Iron414

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Pleased we got three points.
Its just so painful watching/listening… we’re shocking.

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Iron414

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He’s a goal scorer.
Banjo Beck isn’t.
When Whitehall & Roberts move on, who’s going to score for us?

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Awaywego

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We’re up to second.
Wow… playing like doggy doo and we’re in second place.
Crap league!

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Zombie manager.
Walking Dead.

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Iron414

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GOOJ Cards played by Whitehall.

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Lewis Butroid & that man (Dec) have put Trinity 2-1 up at the moment.

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They Oli & Torps say it wasn’t a pen.
Can’t miss… surely?

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Rene Artois wrote:

Hope we win, obviously.

Think it’ll either be a 1-0 can’t be arsed to Marine

or

a 0-3 if the boys put a shift in.

Nobody would need an accountant if they were paid on results.

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Radio Humberside Commentary

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Marine Commentary

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Do they have a long throw?
Are the players on their bench submariners?
Will Neil Young’s boys be Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door?
Will the Malooka (Angels – Arabic meaning, apparently [?] ) open the door to Neil?
Plastic fantastic or Plastophobia? – what’s our record on artificial pitches this season?
Scoreless bore draw? Will see a hat-trick of 0-0 scorelines for both clubs.
I’m going to say it’ll be a dire 0-0
Will we be reviewing, analysing & reflecting; again?
We’ll work hard to make things better… blah, blah, blah!
The lack of form table:

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Not enough fun in football.

Said Mr Coote (?)

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WonderGoals wrote:

Does rene not realise he’ll have various scouts looking at him, while we’ve got no money after signing another targetman ?

That’ll be Banjo Beck!

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I hope a Donny, a Barnsley or a Rotherham give him a chance. He’s obviously far too smart for the level he’s playing at.

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Hope we win, obviously.
Think it’ll either be a 1-0 can’t be arsed to Marine or a 0-3 if the boys put a shift in.

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Tonight’s results pretty much went our way and I’m happy that we are still in fourth place.

It’ll be interesting to see what we get on Saturday!

Will the boys put a shift in knowing that it’ll keep them in the mix or will it be a shit show to compound their apparent derision of Stan?

How far in to the doggy doo will the players slip in what may be their ‘quest’ to see Stan evicted from his office?

If the players are trying to the best of their abilities and dripping in blood, sweat and tears in the execution of their duties… and we still continue to slide down the table – well, then we are worse than any of us fear!

Is it Stan or is it ‘the boys’?

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CMC wrote:

South Shields 7 Rushall 0 was an eye opener!

As I suspected, a sending off. It occurred very early in the game; the tenth minute.

Match Report

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Not a penny tonight.
It’s not very often you get a 7-0 draw… lol.
Worst ever prediction!
Have Curzon now slipped the field à la Tamworth.
Sadly Marine couldn’t grind out a draw at Alfreton. Other than that, not too bad a set of results for us.

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It Musk be love.
Madness.

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His two goals from Saturday and a belter for Rushall.

Gainsborough 2-1 Rushall … the goals

I believe Gainsborough’s cameraman was blown up the Trent and hasn’t being seen since… lol

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Cheltenham Town Eh?
May as well buy the racecourse too.

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Tuesday 10th December 2024
7.45pm Alfreton Town v Marine

Our last v our next opponents.

Marine are 3 games unbeaten which is their best run of the season.
Alfreton are 3 games without a win.

Marine have only scored twice away from home in this, their debut season in NLN.

I’ll go with a 0-0 draw.

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