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    WHAM (White, Hilton, Anderson, Mellors) admits doing porridge.

    Former Ilkeston Town chairman admits serving time for fraud

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    Iron-aweIron-awe
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    Bru finds fame in The Business Desk report, notable mentions to IFA and Siderite, hope fame doesn’t go to their heads 😂

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    I’ve put in my application form for Celebrity Big Brother. ;-)

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    A year ago, some thought we were at the edge of heaven…

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    Reckon “I’m a celebrity, get me out of here!” would be more appropriate Sidey!

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    #271884
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    I’m sure when all is said and all is finally done, our sense of humour will remain as strong as ever.

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    “Last Christmas” was the worst ever for SUFC, then WHAM turned up and said words to the effect of… “I’m your man”

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    Bru finds fame in The Business Desk report, notable mentions to IFA and Siderite, hope fame doesn’t go to their heads 😂

    Yeah i read that as it came up as a notification on my phone … after firstly laughing my bollocks off i then swung into biz mode and booked a local hotel function suite to launch my life story what i wrote last night .. i will be signing autographs from 12 noon today AND at the bargain price of 50 quid which incredibly includes my 3 sheet ..sorry page biography.

    Fame will not change me .. i shall remain a knob however great and famous i become.

    Now i must dash some peasants are here to valet my moped.

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    The joy many humans find in other humans misery never fails to amaze me. It’s the British way, always look for the worst in everything.

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    “I’m your man.”
    Yeh! Let’s hear it for the late, great Lennie C!

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    Hey siderite how are you coping with the intense media Paparazzi activity ALA Harry n Megan since the Business Desk thrust fame upon us … i may have over estimated the number of biography photo copies i produced for todays launch as at the moment not sold one and only signed my autograph once to get into the hotel

    Im guessing its down to the rainy season.

    UTI

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    Did you include your soapy massage antics in there? Can’t imagine Siderite has anything quite as lewd in his tome?

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    The joy many humans find in other humans misery never fails to amaze me. It’s the British way, always look for the worst in everything.

    Mrs Doyle voice: “Maybe i like the Misery”

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    Did you include your soapy massage antics in there? Can’t imagine Siderite has anything quite as lewd in his tome?

    indeed i did DM … along with many other cultural events.

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    There have been so many “Careless Whispers” about WHAM (White, Hilton, Anderson, Mellors) being one of the “Bad Boys” – guess all he could think about whilst doing his porridge was “Freedom”.

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    There have been so many “Careless Whispers” about WHAM (<strong class=”d4pbbc-bold”>White, <strong class=”d4pbbc-bold”>Hilton, <strong class=”d4pbbc-bold”>Anderson, <strong class=”d4pbbc-bold”>Mellors) being one of the “Bad Boys” – guess all he could think about whilst doing his porridge was “Freedom”.

    The fan base seems well n truly split, trust in DH is the biggest issue and im predicting he is looking at ways to get out wether by resiging or selling up. ..

    im admitting to sitting on the fence as the only thing i give a rats arse about is the survival of SUFC ..

    Pulled off fishy where the Scunny thread is red hot and in fairness lots of sensible comments by our black n white neighbors

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    There have been so many “Careless Whispers” about WHAM (<strong class=”d4pbbc-bold”>White, <strong class=”d4pbbc-bold”>Hilton, <strong class=”d4pbbc-bold”>Anderson, <strong class=”d4pbbc-bold”>Mellors) being one of the “Bad Boys” – guess all he could think about whilst doing his porridge was “Freedom”.

    All we have to do now, is take these lies and make them true somehow…

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    A knight at the Round Table has to be Whiter than White!

    No pun intended!

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    ‘Pulled off fishy where the Scunny thread is red hot and in fairness lots of sensible comments by our black n white neighbors’

    Ain’t that the truth. They don’t have to be as careful with what they say as we do on here so don’t hold anything back. We have to be more wary on Bru of potential libel and respect the site’s reputation and SSTs relationship with the club. Overall, and some may disagree, we do a good job.

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    A rather late result:
    I’d take a point against them.

    “Come On” everyone, we need to get behind the lads as the next few months ain’t going to be “Club Tropicana”.

    We are backed in to “A Different Corner” now and at “Battlestations”.

    Hopefully the “Young Guns” will blast us back to the National League.

    I’ll take that in a “Heartbeat”.

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    #271983
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    Great stuff AA, I remember watching that live on tv, yet strangely can’t remember what I had for tea last night.

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    We gotta have faith!

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    “Last Christmas” was the worst ever for SUFC, then WHAM turned up and said words to the effect of… “I’m your man”

    If you’re going to do it, do it right.. erm

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    Give a WHAM, give a bam but don’t give a damn
    Cos the benefit gang are gonna pay!

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    So, WHAM has decided to wRap it up.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-humber-66866035.amp

    “Hey everybody take a look at me,
    I’ve got street credibility”

    “So you don’t approve,
    Well who asked you to?”

    “Said one, two, three, rap, c’mon everybody,
    Don’t need this crap!”

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