Velma’s Theory … Scooby doo doo

[ironking]

You are only as good as the men who lead you!

The hapless set of never was’s and never will be’s who currently wear the shirt are far too immature and un-professional on and off the field.

They lost so much training kit and training balls away at Barrow, the manager has threatened to have name tags sewn into their kit. laughable but true.

Loft who is by far our best striker thinks he can move in January because he is too good for us. He is not fit to lace the boots of the past 20 Iron Strikers. I would compare him in stature and style to Rick Green except Rick knew where the net was.

Ernest you have sacked better managers for far less. When you return to the stands (or so you say) v Doncaster Rovers and you watch the negative boring drivel we watch each week it wont be long before you sharpen the axe.

Unless of course as many suspect you are driving the club to the wall, so you can develop Glanford Park into houses, and Lex Icon is delivering it to you on a plate.

All a bit ‘Scooby doo’ or is it?

Up the Iron, Cox out.

[Square Ball Bullimore]

And he’d have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for you darn kids!!

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[Lord Kitchener]

She is still on her hands and knees looking for her glasses…

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[Iron-awe]

Lord Kitchener wrote:

She is still on her hands and knees looking for her glasses…

Watch out Velma, Shaggy is right behind you unbuckling his pants. 😲

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[alcazar]

Iron-awe wrote:

Lord Kitchener wrote:

She is still on her hands and knees looking for her glasses…

Watch out Velma, Shaggy is right behind you unbuckling his pants.

But look…Scrappy doo has beaten him to it….
I thought the expression was “give the dog a bone”.

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[Iron-awe]

Don’t you remember the Judge Dread version alcy ?

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[ironking]

Cheered myself up writing it whist hurting over the Colchester 5th minute all 11 in the box goal and subsequent defeat after 14 mins.

The replies made me chuckle!

Been a bit miserable being a scunny fan of late then PS sacks the manager and suddenly …..It was Mr Cox after all.

The next un-masking will either re open the theme park or take us on a mystery machine tour of really strange places.

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[Iron-awe]

If you want another giggle ironking go on Google and check the lyrics to Judge Dread Big Seven. You will chuckle at all the verses but also will get the angle alcy and myself were hinting at when you get to the Mother Hubbard verse. As you say we might as well have a laugh, nowt down at GP to get very humorous about is there.

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[ironking]

I had no idea about Jack Horner!

Hey hey diddle dumb day ei ei ei’ei

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[alcazar]

And Jack and Jill

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