Turd Polishing

[Anonymous]

That’s where we are at!

[cassidystash]

But without any polish.

[Staines Massive]

Try glitter?

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[Anonymous]

Is this activity undertaken manually with just a cloth or do we use one of those new fangled electric polishers?

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BobbyGmeister

[Iron-awe]

Anonymous wrote:

Is this activity undertaken manually with just a cloth or do we use one of those new fangled electric polishers?

I heard UTI99 used his tongue and that the the former owner was rather insistent in such matters 💩

[Anonymous]

[Lord Kitchener]

Staines Massive wrote:

Try glitter?

Don’t want any Garrys, come on!

[Anonymous]

With just the one turd polishing cloth, cross contamination undermines all the elbow work.

[Iron-awe]

Cleaned up pretty decent last week against Wealdstone so a bit of perspective is in order I think from the fat French cafe owner.

[Supermick]

And that comes from Staines Massive! I’ll get my coat 😊

[Awaywego]

People only want the team to turn up Ironawe.

[Deereyme66]

And string a few passes together

[Anonymous]

Come on Jimbob, get the staff involved and buff those little 💩 up.
No excuses today, just get the lads to get in there and pluck those seagulls.
Win ugly, just get us the three points we so desperately need!
Pump them up with Red Bull & Espresso and sugared up with Skittles & Starbursts.
Point them in the right direction and watch them go!
Seriously – get in to them prematch, during the match, at half time (refuel & reset their compasses) and force them over the winning line via vocalisation and animation in the second half.
Big performance needed from you and your staff today Jimbob.
Get at them from the off… it’s WAR!

[Iron-awe]

Need to play Edwin Starr over the PA before the game and again at half-time.😎🎸

[Anonymous]

Iron-awe wrote:

Need to play Edwin Starr over the PA before the game and again at half-time.

Two Tribes & Eye of the Tiger need a blast too!

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