Thread of light relief

[Siderite]

Like with all forums, things can get tense on here at times over the club, politics and religion.

As a means of respite I thought I’d start a thread for lighter comments, which should not be about politics, religion or anything potentially heated. So, things like jokes, comments about the weather (no, not climate change, Bucks), amusing videos. Whatever you fancy. Just a break from the usual toing and froing.

I’ll start with this video:

[Iron-awe]

Paul Simon would love that one Siderite, right chaps altogether now, a quick rendition of Slip Sliding Away. 😂

[64]

I got shot in the groin by two drunk Scottish lesbians last weekend,my job is weird sometimes

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Deereyme66

[Deereyme66]

Debating whether to bringing the washing in as it’s spitting. Heavier rain due in 2 hours. Clothes are 2/3 dry. What to do?

Currently risk taking and leaving them. Any worse rain and they’re in. What a dilemma.

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Just Iron

[Siderite]

64 wrote:

I got shot in the groin by two drunk Scottish lesbians last weekend,my job is weird sometimes

How did that come about? :-)

[Deereyme66]

Found this radio series entertaining. The Banksy Story. Others might too….

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/brand/m001nwhs?partner=uk.co.bbc&origin=share-mobile

[64]

Sidey
I was at work(job was Victorious Festival in Portsmouth) and two drunk Scottish lesbians armed with nerf guns started talking to me then said “hands up stop chatting up my girlfriend “then shot me in the groin

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Siderite

[Northumbiron]

Do you have a video of that?

Otherwise some people won’t believe it’s true!

[64]

I wrote it on facebook so it must be true Also while working early one morning in that there London, on Victoria, I got told to “get a proper job” mild by the usual standards we get but this was by a Homeless guy I’d woken up who was sleeping in a doorway

[Xxx]

And your the moderators

[Siderite]

64 wrote:

Sidey
I was at work(job was Victorious Festival in Portsmouth) and two drunk Scottish lesbians armed with nerf guns started talking to me then said “hands up stop chatting up my girlfriend “then shot me in the groin

Good shot. :-)

[Deereyme66]

Doing the rounds. Apologies if already seen. Enjoy if not. Brightened up the day!

pic.twitter.com/I21VLbSZIY

— Out Of Context Football (@nocontextfooty) August 22, 2023

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Siderite

[64]

can we ban tik tok, or youtube for morons as I prefer to call it

[Deereyme66]

Fine by me. A lot of crao on there, but the occasional good un

[Siderite]

Never heard of this place before. This Barnsley lad seems to like it though.

[64]

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Siderite

[Just Iron]

The Barnsley lad is like listening to Peter Kay without any obvious punchlines.

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Deereyme66

[Siderite]

Aye. I would like to hear Peter Kay’s take on council pop.

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Deereyme66

[Deereyme66]

[Deereyme66]

[Deereyme66]

More Hegley and Luton Town. Though you have to wait till the end. The Morrissey mention hasn’t aged well.

[Iron Age]

We shouldn’t laugh, we’ve all been there, or maybe not.

[Iron Age]

Not light relief, cruelty.

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Deereyme66, Siderite

[Deereyme66]

Yes! 🤣

[Siderite]

Posting several in one comment to avoid spam from the same guy.

[TwoWrights]

[Deereyme66]

I like this place. Great food and staff. After reading this reply to the only bad review, I love it 😀

[Siderite]

Poundshop Peter Kay has been to sunny Scunny again.

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Deereyme66

[Deereyme66]

Legs still smarting from trying to retrieve the ball from a bunch of nettles today after it flew in from a Sunday league match I passed walking the dog. Why did I bother? Luckily doc leaves found by the river.

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