The Missing Three Players

[WonderGoals]

Possibly been kidnapped ?

[Iron-awe]

Maybe Ernest kidnapped them enroute to GP and is holding them prisoner in an underground bunker beneath the unregistered strip of land that’s causing such a commotion.

[Deereyme66]

I’d say don’t give up your day job I-A, except you’ve retired! WG, ‘sacked in the morning…you’re getting…’ 🤣

[Iron-awe]

Fair play DM, I’ll await the IB version to hit the site.

[Northumbiron]

What three players?

[MK Iron]

Possibly Ogle, Pugh and Sembie-Ferris who have not featured in friendlies yet.

Have been reported as carrying knocks.

[Sgt Booba]

Who gives a shit.

[MK Iron]

Not me just trying to be helpful.

[Iron-awe]

Could carrying knocks be code for on the way out the door 🤔

[IronIronIron]

Could carrying knocks be code for carrying knocks?

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Deereyme66

[Deereyme66]

Sgt Booba wrote:

Who gives a shit.

Don’t mince your words Booba!

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Just Iron

[Deereyme66]

I thought WG was referring to the 3 new signings that didn’t materialse, though I’m not that arsed about it, honest.

[WonderGoals]

Deereyme66 wrote:

I thought WG was referring to the 3 new signings that didn’t materialise

I thought that much would have been obvious. 3 additional players signing next week, blah blah blah…fast forward a week or so, no players.

Posters somehow forgot that.

Deerey is the only one of you who appears to not need memory pills. I urge 99% to not put your finger on your pulses, really there’s no need…. You’ll not feel anything !

[Deereyme66]

🤣🤣

[MK Iron]

Such a joy to post on here these days.

Anyone know the collective noun for a bunch of arseholes?

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B.gray

[Ferrite]

WonderGoals wrote:

I thought that much would have been obvious. 3 additional players signing next week, blah blah blah…fast forward a week or so, no players.

Do we really need any more players though?

MK Iron wrote:

Anyone know the collective noun for a bunch of arseholes?

A Facebook group?

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[Dragoniron]

MK Iron wrote:

Such a joy to post on here these days.

Anyone know the collective noun for a bunch of arseholes?

A Hilton of Swanns?

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[Iron-awe]

MK Iron wrote:

Such a joy to post on here these days.

Anyone know the collective noun for a bunch of arseholes?

A Wonderme 😜

[Deereyme66]

Good to see plenty of joviality and bon homie amidst the gloom!

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[Northumbiron]

WonderGoals wrote:

Deereyme66 wrote:

I thought WG was referring to the 3 new signings that didn’t materialise

I thought that much would have been obvious. 3 additional players signing next week, blah blah blah…fast forward a week or so, no players.

Posters somehow forgot that.

Or thought it was bollox to start with!

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[Deereyme66]

A lot of fruity words being liberally bandied about today. Collective tourettes!

[Interested Bystander]

https://twitter.com/bowiebhoy72/status/1679851253730344960?t=7JWdHDusVt9xQTv1HxeB-g&s=19

[Iron-awe]

Well that wasn’t worth waiting for after all IB, your such a let down but only most of the time.

[ironfromafar]

been off the radar a coupla days up tha jungle … so the main snippets include

Swan v Hilton in court over GP
1-0 loss to Winterton
3 new signings arent gonna happen now
Hilts has closed the academy.

Did i miss owt else ????

[Northumbiron]

Maybe Hilts is signing up three new lawyers instead?

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Just Iron

[Iron-awe]

ironfromafar wrote:

been off the radar a coupla days up tha jungle … so the main snippets include

Swan v Hilton in court over GP
1-0 loss to Winterton
3 new signings arent gonna happen now
Hilts has closed the academy.

Did i miss owt else ????

Patrick’s invited Awaywego down to Ilkeston to sample his sausage before the friendly kicks off.

[Deereyme66]

Yeah IFA, a couple of Bru members have been trying to talk sense to the Facebook group, from what I can tell. As I personally know a couple from my formative years, I can assure you, you’re wasting your time and energy lads!

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ironfromafar

[ironfromafar]

Iron-awe wrote:

ironfromafar wrote:

been off the radar a coupla days up tha jungle … so the main snippets include

Swan v Hilton in court over GP
1-0 loss to Winterton
3 new signings arent gonna happen now
Hilts has closed the academy.

Did i miss owt else ????

Patrick’s invited Awaywego down to Ilkeston to sample his sausage before the friendly kicks off.

I read that .. Awaywego took the bait ..a pork sword stuffing and an Ikeston fatboy sausage on the side, add on a few pints and a Scunny win n sounds like a dam good day out!!

[cassidystash]

I think the 3 were on the assumption that Butterfield and Wilson were away. Maybe the striker we were having a look at didn’t impress. Still think we’re a striker short though, can’t see it being Lavery even if DH does another U turn.

[Steve]

Deereyme66 wrote:

Yeah IFA, a couple of Bru members have been trying to talk sense to the Facebook group, from what I can tell. As I personally know a couple from my formative years, I can assure you, you’re wasting your time and energy lads!

They couldn’t talk sense if they tried..

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