‘Swansong’

[Ex Officio]

To the tune of ‘Suwannee’

Swannee, we don’t like ya we don’t like ya
We don’t like Swannee
We – and the world can see
You are the worst thing
For Scunthorpe United F C

We are waiting for you,
Praying for you
To leave us Swannee
So take your car, kin and make for the door
And then you’ll hear the Iron roar.

[Anonymous]

Zzzzz

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Awaywego

[WonderGoals]

The resident club spin doctor may not appreciate it but I thought that was a decent effort. If things keep getting worse though there will be a lot more harsher words though I feel, not very nice one’s !

[TwoWrights]

Anonymous wrote:

Zzzzz

Excellent, you’ve reached the end of the alphabet. Next week try some simple words, and the week after that put them together and try a few sentences. In the meantime try some mouthwash for your brown tongue. 🙂

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alcazar

[Northumbiron]

Or in the words of Danny Kaye…

“There once was an ugly duckling
With feathers all stubby and brown
And the other birds in so many words said,

Get out, get out of town!

Get out, get out, get out, get out, get out of town!”

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Awaywego, Ferrite

[alcazar]

lol at both.
I wonder how many younger supporters would know the tune to Swanee?
Al Jolson, was it?

[Northumbiron]

Not sure what younger generations would make of Jolson’s makeup!

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alcazar

[Awaywego]

Are we all to black up? That will get media attention.

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alcazar

[ironking]

I find Bankrobber by the Clash works if you swap Bankrobber for Groundrobber!

[Northumbiron]

Sung by the cygnets no doubt!

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