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March 4, 2022 at 9:27 am #233041
Really enjoyed Max’s Scunthorpe Telegraph page yesterday 03/03/2022.
Even wife who is not a football fan thought it was very good.
March 4, 2022 at 9:45 am #233044Talking of Max Bell “he drinks the vodka he drinks the Jaeger his heads f ING massive” haven’t seen him since Macc away bloody hell got an head like a pumpkin.
March 4, 2022 at 10:33 am #233051….and you have a mouth like a…..I invite others to insert option of choice.
March 4, 2022 at 11:14 am #233056Shane MacGowan. 🙂
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March 4, 2022 at 1:29 pm #233060Sewer?
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March 4, 2022 at 3:01 pm #233065March 6, 2022 at 1:43 pm #233131Is this article online, I can’t see it on ET site?
March 6, 2022 at 7:03 pm #233143Read it in the paper myself, we buy the Scunny Tel every week, have done for years.
March 7, 2022 at 6:48 am #233154Can’t afford Andrex or Cushelle?
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March 7, 2022 at 11:02 am #233160Do you remember Izal toilet paper as a kid alcy? Brutal stuff, particularly in an outside toilet in winter, more like greaseproof paper. Not recommended for hemorrhoids. 😂😂😂
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March 7, 2022 at 11:38 am #233165Lol, don’t give awaywego an excuse for complaining other posters are talking about toilet paper now! 😅
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March 7, 2022 at 1:08 pm #233167Posters are talking about toilet paper now.
March 7, 2022 at 1:11 pm #233168There’s a lot of crap to clean up where SUFC is concerned.
March 7, 2022 at 2:08 pm #233173Izal had an horrible medicated smell to it as well, good for throwing on the pitch at footy I recall, can’t imagine you could throw Andrex as far. Annoying bastards used to put them down the pan, would imagine they would still be there to this day they didn’t actually breakdown easily.
March 7, 2022 at 2:50 pm #233174Once again everything on here has turned to 💩😂
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March 7, 2022 at 7:10 pm #233180Well let’s face it were certainly an improvement than the shite team we support.
March 8, 2022 at 8:16 am #233188Do you remember Izal toilet paper as a kid alcy? Brutal stuff, particularly in an outside toilet in winter, more like greaseproof paper. Not recommended for hemorrhoids. 😂😂😂
“Now wash your hands, please” on every sheet in green ink.
And yes, outside toilets in freezing conditions, January 1963, wow. Even having a wee was difficult.March 8, 2022 at 8:19 am #233189Izal had an horrible medicated smell to it as well, good for throwing on the pitch at footy I recall, can’t imagine you could throw Andrex as far. Annoying bastards used to put them down the pan, would imagine they would still be there to this day they didn’t actually breakdown easily.
Chucked one out of the train window passing through Sheffield on the way back from Swindon. I held the end and it unrolled along the entire platform, oh, what fun.
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March 8, 2022 at 10:02 am #233191Max is teetotal
March 8, 2022 at 10:55 am #233195“Now wash your hands, please” on every sheet in green ink.
And yes, outside toilets in freezing conditions, January 1963, wow. Even having a wee was difficult.Haha Alcy, you’ve brought the memories of 1960’s outside school bogs to mind, as you say, very inhospitable places.
Wasn’t Izal referred to as ‘San Izal’ in the day? Seem to recall it was unfit for purpose, the smooth surface seemed better at spreading rather than removal…fiendish stuff.
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March 8, 2022 at 12:05 pm #233197March 8, 2022 at 12:07 pm #233198We seem to have strayed from the opening post. I’m not suggesting there’s a link….
March 8, 2022 at 1:56 pm #233203Just read the OP again, why would sanfrans wife read it in the first place if she’s not a footy fan, moreover why would she think it was very good unless sanfran has expressed his own views on to her, my wife wouldn’t dare comment on the whys an wherefores of football, just like I wouldn’t dare comment on the whys and wherefores that goes on in the likes of married at first sight and love island.
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March 8, 2022 at 3:49 pm #233209“Wife wouldn’t dare comment ” eh Awaywego, why what would you do give her a dam good hiding for not knowing her place?
March 8, 2022 at 7:41 pm #233211Being a male chauvinist doesn’t make you wife beater Ironawe, She knows f all about football why would she comment,that’s what I mean about dare Is that to hard to understand? Haven’t you heard men are from Mars women are from Venus.
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March 8, 2022 at 8:04 pm #233213Proper Renaissance Man awaywego 😃😆
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March 8, 2022 at 8:46 pm #233216Izal had an horrible medicated smell to it as well, good for throwing on the pitch at footy I recall, can’t imagine you could throw Andrex as far. Annoying bastards used to put them down the pan, would imagine they would still be there to this day they didn’t actually breakdown easily.
Chucked one out of the train window passing through Sheffield on the way back from Swindon. I held the end and it unrolled along the entire platform, oh, what fun.
I remember those days, production trainee at App Frod, 2 roles of izal from the welfare and as you say, hold one end throw the other and drape it over the crossbar at the Donny road end. Ahh happy days
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March 8, 2022 at 8:50 pm #233217Deffo trapped in a time warp old Awaywego, bet he insists on his pipe and slippers delivered to his seat by the fire every night after his tea.
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March 8, 2022 at 9:32 pm #233220He’s from Uranus. 😜
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March 9, 2022 at 7:26 am #233222my wife wouldn’t dare comment on the whys an wherefores of football
What a lucky lady she is!
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