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    PaulSanfran49
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    Really enjoyed Max’s Scunthorpe Telegraph page yesterday 03/03/2022.

    Even wife who is not a football fan thought it was very good.

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    AwaywegoAwaywego
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    Talking of Max Bell “he drinks the vodka he drinks the Jaeger his heads f ING massive” haven’t seen him since Macc away bloody hell got an head like a pumpkin.

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    Iron-aweIron-awe
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    ….and you have a mouth like a…..I invite others to insert option of choice.

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    TwoWrightsTwoWrights
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    Shane MacGowan. 🙂

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    #233060
    AwaywegoAwaywego
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    Sewer?

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    #233065
    Iron-aweIron-awe
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    Sewer?

    Railway tunnel?

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    #233131
    anoldironanoldiron
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    Is this article online, I can’t see it on ET site?

    #233143
    Iron-aweIron-awe
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    Read it in the paper myself, we buy the Scunny Tel every week, have done for years.

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    Can’t afford Andrex or Cushelle?
    😄😄😄

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    #233160
    Iron-aweIron-awe
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    Do you remember Izal toilet paper as a kid alcy? Brutal stuff, particularly in an outside toilet in winter, more like greaseproof paper. Not recommended for hemorrhoids. 😂😂😂

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    Deereyme66Deereyme66
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    Lol, don’t give awaywego an excuse for complaining other posters are talking about toilet paper now! 😅

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    #233167
    AwaywegoAwaywego
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    Posters are talking about toilet paper now.

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    Deereyme66Deereyme66
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    There’s a lot of crap to clean up where SUFC is concerned.

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    AwaywegoAwaywego
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    Izal had an horrible medicated smell to it as well, good for throwing on the pitch at footy I recall, can’t imagine you could throw Andrex as far. Annoying bastards used to put them down the pan, would imagine they would still be there to this day they didn’t actually breakdown easily.

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    #233174
    Iron-aweIron-awe
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    Once again everything on here has turned to 💩😂

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    AwaywegoAwaywego
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    Well let’s face it were certainly an improvement than the shite team we support.

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    Do you remember Izal toilet paper as a kid alcy? Brutal stuff, particularly in an outside toilet in winter, more like greaseproof paper. Not recommended for hemorrhoids. 😂😂😂

    “Now wash your hands, please” on every sheet in green ink.
    And yes, outside toilets in freezing conditions, January 1963, wow. Even having a wee was difficult.

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    alcazaralcazar
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    Izal had an horrible medicated smell to it as well, good for throwing on the pitch at footy I recall, can’t imagine you could throw Andrex as far. Annoying bastards used to put them down the pan, would imagine they would still be there to this day they didn’t actually breakdown easily.

    Chucked one out of the train window passing through Sheffield on the way back from Swindon. I held the end and it unrolled along the entire platform, oh, what fun.

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    Max is teetotal

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    FeO2FeO2
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    “Now wash your hands, please” on every sheet in green ink.
    And yes, outside toilets in freezing conditions, January 1963, wow. Even having a wee was difficult.

    Haha Alcy, you’ve brought the memories of 1960’s outside school bogs to mind, as you say, very inhospitable places.

    Wasn’t Izal referred to as ‘San Izal’ in the day? Seem to recall it was unfit for purpose, the smooth surface seemed better at spreading rather than removal…fiendish stuff.

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    Deereyme66Deereyme66
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    ‘ better at spreading rather than removal…’

    Way too much information, and a deeply unpleasant reminder 🤣. Add to the mix, primary school kids who still had a lot to learn about toilet habits and you’ve got many a minging classroom!

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    Deereyme66Deereyme66
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    We seem to have strayed from the opening post. I’m not suggesting there’s a link….

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    AwaywegoAwaywego
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    Just read the OP again, why would sanfrans wife read it in the first place if she’s not a footy fan, moreover why would she think it was very good unless sanfran has expressed his own views on to her, my wife wouldn’t dare comment on the whys an wherefores of football, just like I wouldn’t dare comment on the whys and wherefores that goes on in the likes of married at first sight and love island.

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    Iron-aweIron-awe
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    “Wife wouldn’t dare comment ” eh Awaywego, why what would you do give her a dam good hiding for not knowing her place?

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    Being a male chauvinist doesn’t make you wife beater Ironawe, She knows f all about football why would she comment,that’s what I mean about dare Is that to hard to understand? Haven’t you heard men are from Mars women are from Venus.

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    Deereyme66Deereyme66
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    Proper Renaissance Man awaywego 😃😆

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    Izal had an horrible medicated smell to it as well, good for throwing on the pitch at footy I recall, can’t imagine you could throw Andrex as far. Annoying bastards used to put them down the pan, would imagine they would still be there to this day they didn’t actually breakdown easily.

    Chucked one out of the train window passing through Sheffield on the way back from Swindon. I held the end and it unrolled along the entire platform, oh, what fun.

    I remember those days, production trainee at App Frod, 2 roles of izal from the welfare and as you say, hold one end throw the other and drape it over the crossbar at the Donny road end. Ahh happy days

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    Iron-aweIron-awe
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    Deffo trapped in a time warp old Awaywego, bet he insists on his pipe and slippers delivered to his seat by the fire every night after his tea.

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    TwoWrightsTwoWrights
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    He’s from Uranus. 😜

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    Everytime refereePat O’Cake
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    my wife wouldn’t dare comment on the whys an wherefores of football

    What a lucky lady she is!

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