Is The Boat, Still Afloat?

[Anonymous]

Yesterday, it was reported that Mr Swann was at GP.

“And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand,
They danced by the light of the moon,
The moon,
The moon,
They danced by the light of the moon.”

The Owl and the Pussy-Cat
BY EDWARD LEAR

We will rise again,
We will dance on the sand,
We will not only enjoy the moonlight,
We will bask in the sun!
UTI.

[Iron-awe]

You forgot to mention the runcible spoon, was the owner feeding shit off it to the prospective new owners yesterday 🤔

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102hc

[Northumbiron]

No! The kiosks run out of shit before the guests arrived.

[lesgeo]

A runcible spoon is actually a fork.

[Iron-awe]

lesgeo wrote:

A runcible spoon is actually a fork.

If the 💩 is lumpy and firm a fork would work, I’m sure if the kiosks were empty NI the boardroom would still be stuffed to the gunnels.

[bartonscorpion]

Non-Football section please !!!

[Anonymous]

The depths we are sinking to; we’re going to need a submarine 😂

[Iron-awe]

Hope it’s a yellow one.

[Anonymous]

It would appear that we’ve moored up at the Hilton.
Hopefully we’ll be getting a Waldorf Astoria and not a Garden Inn (Doncaster)
Penthouse please, we deserve the best!

[Iron-awe]

Now now SOS we mustn’t live above our means again ( if anything actually goes through) look what happened last time we did.

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[Awaywego]

I want us to spend, spend, spend, haven’t liked the yellow stickers we’ve had.

[Anonymous]

Afloat and firing on all cylinders.
UTI.

[Northumbiron]

Chugging along like one of the old Humber paddle steamers.

We’ll get there but it may take a while!

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[Iron-awe]

Northumbiron wrote:

Chugging along like one of the old Humber paddle steamers.

We’ll get there but it may take a while!

Ah memories of me taking the ferry across the Humber to Hull in my youth, supping bottles of Blue Bass along the way. No lager louts on board back then.

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[Northumbiron]

The walk out along New Holland pier was an experience. Especially on a breezy day!

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BobbyGmeister, CMC, Deereyme66, Iron-awe

[Anonymous]

It’s afloat but has been recalled for a refit and a new captain & crew.

[lesgeo]

Walked down the pier at NH with my Dad when I was about 7. Gust of wind took his trilby lifted it off his head and took it about 15 yards out and above The Humber. 2nd gust of wind and it came back about another 15 yards behind us at the side of the tracks.
Staff member – woman in a uniform of some sort – stretched out an arm and took as neat a high and wide catch as Botham ever did at 2nd slip.
Astonishment all round. Grateful pater.

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[Iron-awe]

That’s a great story les, wonderful stuff.

[lesgeo]

My version nowhere near as interesting.
So I’ll tell you.
On way back from France after leading a school trip, my proletarian hat blown off by a gust of wind whilst boarding ship from Boulogne to Calais. Went several feet in the air but had to catch it myself.

[lesgeo]

I meant Boulogne to Dover, of course.

[Iron-awe]

The similarity is uncanny les, did you almost eat your hat in disbelief?

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lesgeo

[Anonymous]

Still shipping water.
Bilge pump knackered.
Over crewed.
Not enough life jackets.

[Iron-awe]

Over reacting as per norm
Life jackets will be restored
Old jokes are deffo knackered
Crew numbers restored to healthy competitive mode.

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[Anonymous]

“Would you like ice?”

‘Only on the starboard side’ replied Captain Smith.

[Anonymous]

Adrift off of the Cape of No Hope.

[Northumbiron]

With Jimmy rearranging the deckchairs!

[Iron-awe]

Northumbiron wrote:

With Jimmy rearranging the deckchairs!

Then realising over half were missing because Ernest had sold them before the voyage started, quality deckchairs that is.

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[Anonymous]

Aldershot lose at Eastleigh on Monday.
We beat Oldham…
And we’re still in there throwing punches.

[Xxx]

You seam to have ignored Torquay

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Yesterday, it was reported that Mr Swann was at GP.

“And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand,
They danced by the light of the moon,
The moon,
The moon,
They danced by the light of the moon.”

The Owl and the Pussy-Cat
BY EDWARD LEAR

We will rise again,
We will dance on the sand,
We will not only enjoy the moonlight,
We will bask in the sun!
UTI.

Have we deployed a Lagan?

[Author]

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