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    FerriteFerrite
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    mistertonmickmistertonmick
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    It would be a good job for alcazar.

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    BottesfordIrons5North Lincolnshire Irons
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    Put it this way. We don’t need a finance manager as we don’t have any finances. That’s because SWANN has spent them all and taken our assets and ground as payment for spending them too. Talk about a double whammy!!!!!!!

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    AwaywegoAwaywego
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    A false positive then?

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    apbeapb
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    I suspect a proven ability relating to the reproduction of loaves and fishes is a prerequisite – or at the very least membership of the magic circle.

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    harrismrh4marty303
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    Has the swans left or planning to with us looking for finance manager. Though that was Mrs Swan Job

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    cassidystashcassidystash
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    Parting company with the club?
    Or each other?

    Covid and us supporters have more to answer for than was suggested it seems.

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    PaulSanfran49
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    Put it this way. We don’t need a finance manager as we don’t have any finances. That’s because SWANN has spent them all and taken our assets and ground as payment for spending them too. Talk about a double whammy!!!!!!!

    But Peter isn’t leaving yet. He can’t because he made a promise. His promise was that when he did leave the club would be better financially than when he arrived. As yet it is a tad !!! off that.

    So it will happen because when has he ever misled anyone ? And the nice thing is he omitted a date that it would happen so get ready for ‘a land of milk and honey’

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    Iron-aweIron-awe
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    I prefer to believe in ” The land of Chocolate ” from an episode of The Simpsons back in the day.

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    BottesfordIrons5North Lincolnshire Irons
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    We can live in hope that all the Swanns are going and transferring the stadium and assets back to our Club as Swann said he would at some point. But then he never does what he says does he?????

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    Lord KitchenerLord Kitchener
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    Must be experienced at working on a shoestring. This is a strictly voluntary position, at a non league football club.

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    FerriteFerrite
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    And the nice thing is he omitted a date that it would happen so get ready for ‘a land of milk and honey’

    No doubt fuelled by endless promises of ‘jam tomorrow’!

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    alcazaralcazar
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    Swann made a promise? Muahahaha.

    Tell you what Swanny, if you keep just those two: to leave the club financially better off than when you arrived, and to give back it’s assets, I’ll make YOU a ptomise: I’ll apologise for everything I’ve ever said about you.

    (Not holding breath).

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