Hot Shots

[Rene Artois]

So, who’s banging them in?

Joe Taylor (will be 33 in April) for Ramsgate.

He’s scored 25 league goals for Ramsgate this season.
The Rams have played 22 league games as I type.
Not sure how many of those 22 games that Joe has played in.

He joined Ramsgate in August 2023 on a one year contract that expires on June 30th 2024.

The furthest North he’s played is for Cray Wanderers (in Bromley) … which is still a 40 minute drive to the North bank of the River Thames.

His age and geographical propensity probably rules him out – but he obviously knows where the nets are.

Who else is of note that could fire us back to the NL assuming that this seasons campaign is unsuccessful?

[Iron-awe]

Thought this was a thread about over indulgence on spicy curry when I glanced at the title, then realised it said Hot Shots.

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[mistertonmick]

Rene you should get a job, you have too much time on your hands and must be bored stiff

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[Deereyme66]

I like your posts Rene. At least you’re not asking me for a donation every 5 minutes.

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[Awaywego]

Klipity’s had enough of stu begging as well he said it was one of the reasons for leaving Liverpool.

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[Deereyme66]

‘Enuff iz enuff man, caaam oooon!!!!’

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Awaywego

[Heath]

Some bloke called Margetts has scored a lot of goals. Just signed for Kings Lynn.

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David Symington (age 30 on Jan 28th), Warrington Rylands 20 goals. Warrington have played 26 league games so far this season in the Northern Premier League – Premier Division.

[Rene Artois]

Tendai Daire, age 28.
Hinckley have played 25 games in the NPL Central division so far this season.
Daire has scored 28 goals for them this season.

[Rene Artois]

Tendai Daire:

[Rene Artois]

Daire joined Harborough in mid December 2023.

Here’s todays game:

Harborough Town 4-0 Greeley Rovers

Tendai Daire (13′)
Jordon Crawford (24′)
Connor Kennedy (45′)
Kai Tonge (48′)

Attendance: 324

Takes him to 29 goals for the season.

[Rene Artois]

Ricardo German (age 25), Chesham United & Grenada national team.

24 goals this season. Chesham have played 24 league games and are top of the Southern League Premier South – four points clear and with a game in hand.

The lad scored yesterday:

Chesham United 3 – 0 Walton & Hersham

3′ Lewis Rolfe
43′ Zak Joseph
75′ Ricardo German

Att: 829

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ricky_German

[Rene Artois]

33 games – 33 goals:

https://x.com/Vanarama/status/1764730530778542150?s=20

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Ollie Pearce

2022/23 – 24 goals
2021/22 – 35 goals

Posted on YouTube a year ago – so he’s well beyond 100 goals for them now:

[Rene Artois]

Awaywego wrote:

Klipity’s had enough of stu begging as well he said it was one of the reasons for leaving Liverpool.

Got to be right up there as a nomination in the competition for funniest post of the year?

[Rene Artois]

I wonder if our ‘mates’ at Ilkeston would let us have Tom Cursons (age 23 this November) on the cheap?

10 goals from 12 appearances so far this season.

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Ollie Pearce

2022/23 – 24 goals
2021/22 – 35 goals

Signed for York City from Worthing on a free transfer at the end of 2023-24.

15 goals from 24 games for the Minstermen this season.

I note that York have 6 players out on loan. Pity we didn’t pick any of these up… might have improved our team?

[Rene Artois]

Rene Artois wrote:

I wonder if our ‘mates’ at Ilkeston would let us have Tom Cursons (age 23 this November) on the cheap?

10 goals from 12 appearances so far this season.

Happy New Year – a hat-trick in 9 minutes for the lad on NYD.

20 goals from 26 games this season (if the site I looked at is up to date)

[Rene Artois]

Rene Artois wrote:

I wonder if our ‘mates’ at Ilkeston would let us have Tom Cursons (age 23 this November) on the cheap?

10 goals from 12 appearances so far this season.

Big fish looking in the smaller ponds!

I Spy With My Little Eye Something Beginning GS

GS – GoalScorer

[Rene Artois]

In for a pound, in for a Dec (Howe).
Speculate to accumulate!

[Rene Artois]

Will Longbottom (6ft 5”) 19 goals in 25 games for Guiseley in the NPL so far this season.

Ricardo Reed 19 league goals this season so far for Merthyr Town (SPL). They’ve played 23 league games – I haven’t counted how many Ricardo appeared in.

George Nikaj 19 goals in 25 games for Isthmian League Dover.

[Steve]

6ft 5 Longbottom… we have Whitehall/Beck?

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