Hey pat did you manage to source those eggs

[iron insider]

Reckon we are gonna need about a van load

[Sgt Booba]

Any left over tinned toms would also come in handy

[Deereyme66]

Yeah, yeah, you came out with a load of rumours once before and look how they turned out! Oh, wait a minute….

[Deereyme66]

Funny how Pat turned yesterday. Purely coincidental I’m sure ;)

[Anonymous]

It’s a fowl (sic) wind in to which we sail.
The last decade has been full of eggscuses and are beyond a yolk.
It’s glair-ingly (sic) obvious that we are in deep 💩 not all of it being from Paddy’s chickens.
We’ve had a chicken feed budget for too many seasons, hence our place in the pecking order of the football pyramid.
Our hen house will be pillaged by the scavenging foxes of the local EFL clubs.
The chalaza that exists between club & supporters is from cradle to grave.
Lubricate your syrinx on the ‘morrow and rally the cocks on to victory in our final home game this season.
Let’s not go the way of the dodo or the archaeopteryx.
The Phoenix will rise.

[Northumbiron]

Plenty for sale in Hexham market today. Got a dozen nice fresh ones.

[Deereyme66]

What’s this got to do with football?!?! Grrr! 🤣

[Anonymous]

One could say that the games at GP these last 2 or 3 years have had nothing to do with football either 😂

[Awaywego]

Eggs and all food related products are football related especially when Pat is opening specially for fans traveling to Hitchen, come on Deerey you like your scram a much as the next man.

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[Deereyme66]

Pat missed another trick – should’ve got the burger van stocked up with popcorn ready for a tour of the town.

[Anonymous]

Latest rumour is that Gary M’egg’son is been lined up as the next manager.

[Deereyme66]

I-A will need a link for that 🤣

[Deereyme66]

And it better be ‘eggs’ceptional

[Anonymous]

To round up the late results:

Eggham Town 1-3 Eggxeter
Eggsmouth Town 2-4 Hereford Peggasus
Stanway Peggasus 2-1 Skeggness Town
Wreggsham 4-1 Harreggate Town

[Anonymous]

Aldi had plenty on the shelves yesterday.

[Iron-awe]

Lidl have been short of them for weeks on a Thursday, will let you know Friday morning. Actually I don’t give a 💩

[Awaywego]

Lidl were selling their easter egg surplus off at 20p.

[Iron-awe]

Awaywego wrote:

Lidl were selling their easter egg surplus off at 20p.

Good deal, not so good when you try to boil or fry them though 🧐

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Awaywego,

[Anonymous]

A few egg / bird related managers to throw in to the mix:

Russell Martin
Mark Robins
Simon Weaver
Eggie Howe
Paul Eggingbottom

[Anonymous]

I see Andy Crosby was appointed at Port Vale last week.

[Iron-awe]

Anonymous wrote:

I see Andy Crosby was appointed at Port Vale last week.

What as an 🥚🤔

[Anonymous]

Eggscellent start.

Vale 2-0 Bristol Rovers

[Iron-awe]

Reads like they had them on toast, obviously scrambled.

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[Northumbiron]

Anonymous wrote:

A few egg / bird related managers to throw in to the mix:

Russell Martin
Mark Robins
Simon Weaver
Eggie Howe
Paul Eggingbottom

We had a Robins followed by a few Tits! 🐦

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, cassidystash

[Anonymous]

Get the butties ready Pat.
We’re on our way.

[Author]

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