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    Rene ArtoisRene Artois
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    “Marine have only taken one less point at home than leaders Curzon Ashton.
    It’ll be a hard, tight game” … Stan may say?

    Curzon P9 W4 D2 L3 Pts 14
    Marine P11 W3 D4 L4 Pts 13

    Yeah, they’ve played 2 games more… but birds in the bush Rodney, birds in the bush.

    [Del has entered a clay pigeon shoot with a pump-action shotgun]
    Rodney: Oi, where did you get that gun?
    Del Boy: Iggy Iggins.
    Rodney: Iggy Iggins? Iggy Iggins robs banks.
    Del Boy: Yeah but it’s a Saturday.

    Our ordnance is misfiring and nullified. Two games without scoring. Just the one shot on target against Alfreton… the other was ‘off target’.

    One goal or less scored in 12 of our 24 games this season.

    Marine have a hatrick of hatricks in terms of no goals scored this season.

    Three times they have failed to score in three successive games.

    If they draw a blank against Alfreton in their next game – then it could be 4 sets of 3 games on the bounce when they play us.

    Sad to say this so early – but if the Board don’t make a change… it’s looking like another 0-0

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    NorthumbironNorthumbiron
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    You need to buy a jar of Horlicks!

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    fans6464
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    You need to buy a jar of Horlicks!

    Ironically we don’t

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    Rene ArtoisRene Artois
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    A sleepless night for Stan tonight?

    Meanwhile, back at the depot…

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