Count Duckula.

[Northumbiron]

Was a cartoon show my kids used to watch in the early 90s.

Fantasy of course, but as daft as it may seem I’m starting to believe that vampire waterfowl do exist.

Something is sucking the lifeblood out of Scunthorpe United and it may just have webbed feet!

We need a Dr Von Goosewing to come to our rescue before all that’s left is an empty corpse!

[Anonymous]

Count Duckula – the toothless vegetarian ‘vampire’.

Count Duckula is the seventeenth resurrection of the infamous and immortal vampire. After his predecessor’s destruction at the hands of Danger Mouse, his faithful servants performed a ritual that resurrected him.
Only the substitution of tomato ketchup instead of blood by his bumbling servant Nanny resulted in a slight mishap and turned the villainous vampire into a rather soft hearted vegetarian in his latest incarnation.

That brings me up to date!

The cuckoo clock would be a handy thing to have – we could travel back in time to happier days!

David Jason was the voice of Count Duckula.

You plonker!

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alcazar

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And vampire swans?

[alcazar]

Knock!Knock!
Nanny: “Oi’ll get it Mr Igor”.
Comes back with the door under her arm.
Igor groans…

Nanny always had her arm/wing in a sling.

[Anonymous]

Quack, quack… oops! 🆘

Bottom 4 Finish – Outright

Scunthorpe United 4/7 favs

Torquay United 4/5

Yeovil Town 11/8

Maidstone United 11/8

Gateshead 6/4

Aldershot Town 2/1

Maidenhead United 9/4

Wealdstone 11/4

Altrincham 3/1

FC Halifax Town 7/2

Dorking 4/1

Oldham Athletic 5/1

Eastleigh 10/1

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Save Our Scunny!

[Northumbiron]

Finish the season.

That may be a big ask!

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