Cheltenham Match Thread

[bartonscorpion]

Try this then Deereyme66, I did not explain the full reason for being at Scunny Hospital pal, I had actually gone there to have a mole removed from my manhood, it was really painful and I will not be having sex with ome of those bloody animals ever again.

[Deereyme66]

It gets better 😂

[Deereyme66]

You missed your vocation!

[bartonscorpion]

By the way pal, how are you SIX guys getting on these days, I have lost track with not reading the non-football section any more, I really miss the crack on there, it gets a bit boring now, thats probably why I turned to that bloody mole ha ha!

[Iron-awe]

With your much publicly discussed poor eyesight issues BS, was the mole thing a case of the blind shagging the blind as opposed to the blind leading the blind?

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lichfieldlad

[Deereyme66]

All okay as far as I can tell BS. Nice to see you’re in good spirits 👍

[lichfieldlad]

Tripe today and my last tenner. If we could pass the ball forward half as well as we pass it back, the we might have a chance. I am told we do all these fancy-dan training regimes, five a sides, close control and quick reaction work, but when it comes to a game all that goes out of the window. limited forward movement, so pass it back or across, or in Clark’s case hoof it. Limited ability on pass accuracy, weight in a pass and first touches. Other teams consistently appear nimbler, neater and more comfortable on the ball going forward, or is that us just laying back.Tom Newey keeps repeating that certain players are a league above in ability — obviously not. All this clap trap from him – let’s get to half time so we can regroup for a Cox lecture. Never mind halftime we should busting a gut throughout. All this, well we played better the second half, ok get out and play the ruddy second half FIRST!. Rant Over

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inspector

[lichfieldlad]

On a lighter note, I discovered that Chicken Chow Mein moved later to the USA,from the Iron to Grid Iron in fact, where he was a tasty No 12, a career culminating in finding himself in a stirring Super Bowl.
His career then declined quickly, becoming a leftover, badly affecting his mental state. A sad end came when he committed suicide by drowning in a large barrel of soya sauce. On the plus side his wife said, ‘he must have enjoyed it, he got out twice for a pee!

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