A welcome change of direction?

[cassidystash]

“An exciting opportunity has become available within the Supporter Services Team at Scunthorpe United Football Club.”

Who knew we had one? But look at this:-
We are looking to recruit a highly motivated individual to join the team in providing excellent customer service.
Successful candidates will demonstrate a real passion for delivering great customer service.
Excellent communication skills are required for this role to engage with supporters of all ages and backgrounds.
You will enjoy working as part of a team, be enthusiastic, reliable, hardworking.

Could this be the start of something big – or a false dawn?

[Deereyme66]

Neither. It’s a cut and paste from any generic customer services job description.

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[mistertonmick]

Has UTI99 resigned, though he would be a good candidate

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[cassidystash]

I had 10 minutes of optimism before Deerey posted, illusion shattered.

[Deereyme66]

It’s the average time I’m afraid ;)

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[Sanfran49]

False dawn, but you knew that.

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[WonderGoals]

I think Alcazar would be brilliant apart from the fact he’ll at one point probably bend down and take a massive dump on Swanster’s Axminster carpet.

[Yossarian Lives]

wonder bowels is a 4 year old child i am sure

[bartonscorpion]

mistertonmick wrote:

Has UTI99 resigned, though he would be a good candidate

I had to laugh, I was just about to put on here tat UTI99 would be a shoe in for this job advert, and then read your comment Mick ha ha!

[WonderGoals]

Yossarian Lives wrote:

wonder bowels is a 4 year old child i am sure

Give over badapple, it’s boring.

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