Cambridge stats give the state of our club
playing away from home, stats don’t always tell the full picture but the full picture here is that we should’ve lost by a lot more.
There will be nothing left of the club soon
Using the stats our esteemed keeper, Sorry Waton, had a good game.
The U’s had 8 shots on target and only managed to score 5 goals.
That means he must have made three saves.
I thought you were going to say we have had 26 shots at goal in all games this season in all competitions, which would have surprised me.
If we’d stuck a bag of potatoes on the centre of the goal line instead of Watson it would’ve saved both the penalties.
So we would’ve been one goal worse off with an inanimate object instead of a professional footballer.
On the plus side of things, we had TWO SHOTS on target, we normally only have one.
Just to highlight how rubbish we have become, Sanfran had Scunny to pose 0-4, I cannot ever recall him predicting a Scunny loss!!!!!!