1st game in the abyss

[Always Iron]

Solihull Moors away. Plenty of games darn sarf ! UTI

[Anonymous]

Bromley away
Or
Dag & Red @ home

[Anonymous]

Notts County away
Or
Halifax & home
In FA Cup

[Anonymous]

The abyss is deeper than we thought.

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BarnardFoxtonBarker.., alcazar

[alcazar]

Not deeper than some of us thought.
And when you look into the abyss…

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BarnardFoxtonBarker..

[Northumbiron]

You’ll see liquid at the bottom!

[alcazar]

I thought that was the Abbess.
She was on her back…apparently she had a monk on.

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Iron-awe

[Iron-awe]

There once was a randy young lass
Who played with a monk on the grass
She lifted his smock and tickled his cock
Till it foamed like a bottle of Bass.

The old ones are still the best.

[Lord Kitchener]

There was an old lady from Ealing
Who had a peculiar feeling
She laid on her back opened her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling

Boom boom!

[Northumbiron]

Non football?

[Iron-awe]

Northumbiron wrote:

Non football?

Yep, bit like the current Iron playing on match day.

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alcazar

[Iron-awe]

An obsession both obscene and unsavoury
Kept old Ernest Prawn locked in slavery
With blood curdling howls he deflowered young owls
That he kept in an underground aviary.

Your turn LK.

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alcazar, Lord Kitchener

[Anonymous]

I guess the sequel would be:

“Beyond The Abyss”

[alcazar]

This one by Spike Milligan:
There was an old lady of Bod,
Who claimed to have had sex with God.
It wasn’t the Almighty,
Who lifted her nighty,
It was Roger, the lodger, the sod!

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Awaywego, Iron-awe

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