Registered On: August 5, 2017
IDS, “I’ve worked with Ms Patel and I always found she was thoroughly nice to me. A bit forceful and demanding. She only called me a useless dimwit moronic imbecile once every 15 minutes – a big improvement on George Osborne who used to abuse me every 5 minutes”.
“Great guy George, he told me that I was put in charge of welfare and Universal Credit because he could rely on me to make a complete pig’s ear of it and take twice as long to implement it as a one legged hamster would. Good to know that George had put his faith in me, as well as his boot up my backside every time we met. I can vouch for all my great non-bully Tory mates”.